Thank you. Anyone who self-identifies as a victim of "bullying" past the age of 20 should not be setting the goalposts of any conversation. That's the only context that matters, for the same reason the word "disingenuous" exists in the first place. » 10/22/14 5:01pm Today 5:01pm

Wednesday Night TV Remembers Buying Its First Lincoln, Too

By the end of this story you'll have learned some things about Tom Bergeron, teenage witches, spanking, carny lore, Lisa Kudrow and what makes Hallowe'en in particular so hallowed, among the e'ens. But let us not start at the middle, let's go back to the beginning: 8/7 central, tonight on the TV. With The Middle. » 10/22/14 4:45pm Today 4:45pm

Tuesday Night TV Lashes Out, Immediately Apologizes

How's your week going so far? 'Round here it's just mostly trying to nail the perfect time of year to buy as much cheap candy as possible and then hide it from the people in the house long enough to save it for the children that require it. It's a multilevel scheme of checks and balances that ultimately means room for… » 10/21/14 3:30pm Yesterday 3:30pm

The Best TV Shows Streaming Online Right Now

Now that the fall season is in full swing, there's a lot of TV to keep up with and the weekend is no different. But if you've exhausted your options and the Weekend Guide isn't doing for the remainder (and you already watched Transparent, obviously) here are some of Morning After's other top picks for the weekend. » 10/17/14 4:30pm Friday 4:30pm

​Thursday Night TV Is in Effect for the Next Twelve Hours

Good evening and welcome to another in our semi-annual curated "TV-MA Mag" issues, where we curate an entire lifestyle for you out of $600 sweaters and Martha Stewart's scorn. As my marriage deteriorates you may see more of these popping up until you can barely bring yourself to click the email and then we're… » 10/16/14 5:00pm 10/16/14 5:00pm

Former Walking Dead Star's New Role Is Real-Life Superhero

Formerly known as naysayer Andrea on The Walking Dead, actress Laurie Holden also happens to participate in undercover sting operations by a human rights organization called Operation Underground Railroad, run by a former CIA Agent, Homeland Security Investigator, and Navy SEAL. In this week's Nightline, you can see… » 10/16/14 3:30pm 10/16/14 3:30pm

The Good Wife Finally Stops Dicking Around, Sets Best Actor Free

Underutilized fan-favorite Kalinda Sharma, the bisexual leather-booted investigator played by Archie Panjabi—whose importance to The Good Wife's narrative once threatened to eclipse that of its eponymous lead—will be leaving the show by the end of this year (the show's sixth). » 10/15/14 4:00pm 10/15/14 4:00pm

Clowns Attack After American Horror Story Puts Their Evil on Blast

In the new season of American Horror Story, Freak Show, by far the scariest thing is the swamp-dwelling monster with a half-mask face, Twisty the Clown. He stabs with scissors, does mean little dances, and he keeps prisoners in his scary school bus. But clowns in the real world have fucking had enough of that. » 10/15/14 1:15pm 10/15/14 1:15pm

Murder Was the Case That They Gave Tuesday Night TV

Horrorcore is basically the only kind of rap I ever got into, so I think about Snoop Dogg a lot during the Hallowe'en season. Just kidding! I don't know why I even said that, I think about Snoop Dogg all the time because actually he is my uncle. Did you watch Jane the Virgin last night? I thought it was pretty… » 10/14/14 4:45pm 10/14/14 4:45pm

Monday Night TV Explores the Backgrounds of Some Shady Individuals

I saw this Debussy-scored short film, narrated by Quentin Crisp and starring Christina Ricci and the dancer Timour Bourtasenkov, for the first time yesterday. It is nuts. It's the super-old version of "Little Red Riding Hood" that Fiddler's Green tells Rose in The Sandman: A Doll's House, where the cat says,… » 10/13/14 4:47pm 10/13/14 4:47pm